March 2012
When Rob buys a new piece of clothing . . .
il0vethis:
londonrobstenv:
therobstenkindoflove:
Kristen:
vbcvbcvnbcv ahahahahh
hahhahahahahaha xD
Wanna have a baby? Work with Robert Pattinson.
il0vethis:
Il0vethis: luliat:
crazyfunnybunny:
dont-see:
beholdwhatbeauty:
evererika:
Bryce Dallas Howard worked with him. Got pregnant.
Uma Thurman worked with him. Got pregnant.
Reese Witherspoon worked with him. Got pregnant.
DNA testing might need to be done…. j/s. ;)
LMAO!!! xD
Kristen You’re the next!
WatchBreaking Dawn Part II Release Countdown on Friday, 16 November 2012CET timezone (+0100 GMT)
Poker night with the Cullen boys
Emmett: Alright, let's play a game. It's called "Fuck, Marry, or Eat."
Jasper: Oh, I love this one.
Edward: Emmett that is so crude. Rosalie would not be pleased.
Emmett: Lighten up, bro. It's just for lulz. So.. Megan Fox?
Edward: *sighs* Fuck.
Jasper: Fuck then eat.
Emmett: I say marry, I'd like to tap that ass every night, bro. Ok, your turn Jasper.
Jasper: Katy Perry?
Emmett: Fuck! For sure!
Jasper: Fuck then eat.
Edward: Do not drag Katy into this! She is such a sweet girl.
Jasper: Awww.. Edward has a crush.
Emmett: Awww.. how cute. She's his shmoopy shmoopy!!
Edward: I do not! I just feel you two shouldn't say lewd things about her.
Jasper: So?
Edward: Marry.
Jasper: Awww!
Edward: I only chose it because it is respectful. She is a gifted artist.
Emmett: Yeah, whatevs, bro. You just like her tig ol' bitties. Your turn, Edward.
Jasper: Yeah, your turn.
Edward: Um, I don't know... Kristen Stewart?
Jasper: Eat.
Emmett: Eat.
Edward: Eat.
